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can't raise a baby on motor oil

Wed May 4, 2005, 7:16 PM
so on one of my many college visits, I had a funny conversation in the dorm room with my host's roommate and her friend. we ended up deciding that the best way to raise a child was to make sure they were kinda funny-looking when they were little and then let them grow up to be gorgeous. boys can grow up chubby because they hit a growth spurt later, but it's harder for girls to do that effectively, so the best thing for little girls to do is wear weird insect T-shirts and "go play in the humidity, honey." that way they develop and learn to value intelligence and personality and kindness and such in their formative years, but still get to reap the benefits of being pretty when they're older. snippet of song lyric reminded me of that and susan's prolific journal-ing inspired me, so here you are, reading only slightly pointless prose.

what if you don't want verse OR prose, I hear you cry? well, TANT PIS POUR TOI!

...I'm done now.

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  • Current Residence: the most wonderful place on earth
  • Interests: things that are beautiful
  • Favourite movie: The Godfather
  • Favourite band or musician: Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, The Shins, Sparklehorse
  • Favourite genre of music: folk, indie, -rock, bob dylan's electric period
  • Favourite artist: nicholas roerich, 'cause I'm partly named after his wife and my GGA smuggled his paintings.
  • Favourite poet or writer: mmmm...Belbo, in Foucault's Pendulum.
  • Favourite game: slapjack with your eyes closed
  • Personal Quote: enjoys calculus.
  • Tools of the Trade: aw yeah for my iBook

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:iconzeldalady:
KATY! I saw you visited my page! I'm glad to see you on here, since I live here xD well...hopefully you decide to come back here soon so you can see this...and...we need to get together this summer, okay?! :hug:

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"Men are mortal, and time can be the enemy of fear. All too soon we forget how the bee will sting and the fire will burn."

神様は私に翼を下さい...
:iconevildemonlord:
May the spork be with you..... :spork:

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I guess I just wasn't made for these times...
:iconevildemonlord:
I WATCHED GODFATHER II LAST NIGHT! OH YEAH. I ROCK SO HARD.

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I guess I just wasn't made for these times...
:iconmaverickcheesedanish:
Well, you definitely rock harder than me.

I watched Can't Hardly Wait and I think there was a point where I was going to cry.

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Oh, shut up already.
:iconevildemonlord:
*still pointing and laughing* Sissy! Okay, okay...*takes a deep breath* I'm over it.....


...........................totally over it. SO over it, I'm on another planet....seriously, man.



*points and laughs* I lied! I do these things to amuse myself......




He leaves a calling card!!!!

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I guess I just wasn't made for these times...
:iconmaverickcheesedanish:
you are the bright green sun in my gray, gray sky.
:iconthriftyamigo:
......................hi.
i miss you.

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the words you use are out of ink
:iconevildemonlord:
:devilish:

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I guess I just wasn't made for these times...

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